Mulan1998

[Shang and Chi Fu are in the tent]

Chi Fu:
You think troops are ready to fight? Ha! They would not last a minute against the Huns!

Shang:
They completed their training.

Chi Fu:
Those boys are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be Captain! Once the General reads my report, your troops will never see battle!

Mushu:
[Listening outside with Cri-Kee] Oh, no, you don't. I've worked too hard to get Mulan into this war. This guy's messin' with my plan.

Shang:
We're not finished!

Chi Fu:
Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperor's counsel. And, oh, by the way, I got that job on my own. You're dismissed.

[Li Shang walks out of his tent and passes Mulan]

Mulan:
Hey. I'll hold him, and you punch! [chuckles, then gives up] Or not. For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain.

[Li Shang leaves.]

Mushu:
I saw that.

Mulan:
What?

Mushu:
[about Li Shang] You like him, don't you?

Mulan:
No! I-

Mushu:
Yeah, right, sure. [point to the tent] Go to your tent! [Mulan wanting to go to your tent] I think it's time we took this war into our own hands. [Mushu sneaking over the tent, as Chi Fu humming pass through the tent with a towel and uses long handle bath brush, as Mushu inside the tent with Cri-Kee; as Cri-Kee are writing on the conscription in the tent] Okay, let me see what you got. [read's Cri-Kee's note] "From General Li. Dear Son, we're waiting for the Huns at the pass. It would mean a lot if you'd come and back us up." Hmm, that's great expect you forgot: And since we're out of potpourri, perhaps you wouldn't mind bringing up some. HELLO! This is army! Make it sound more urgent, please! You know what I'm takin' about? [Cri-Kee chirps makin' captain, it inks it and then another writing a better note] That's better, much better, let's go. [to Khan drinking water] Khanny, baby. Hey, we need a ride.

[Khan spitting water to Mushu off the back on the ground with the towel and look at Cri-Kee curious about him]