Sleeping Beauty1959

Maleficent:
It's incredible! 16 years, and not a trace of her! She couldn't have vanished into thin air! Are you sure you searched everywhere?

Minion:
Yep, yep, uh, everywhere, we all did. [other minions agree]

Maleficent:
And what about the town? The forests? The mountains?!

Minion:
Yeah, we searched mountains, uh, uh, uh, uh forests, and, uh, houses, and uh- Let me see, uh... and all the cradles.

Maleficent:
Cradle?

Minion:
Yep, yep. Every cradle.

Maleficent:
CRADLE?! [to her crow] Did you hear that, my pet? All these years, they've been looking for a baby. [she begins laughing maniacally, leading her minions to do the same, but suddenly goes into a fierce rage] Fools! IDIOTS! IMBECILES!! [shoots lightning bolts at them all, sending them fleeing from the room] Oh! They're hopeless. [sits down] It's a disgrace to the forces of evil. [to her crow] My pet, you are my last hope. Circle far and wide. Search for a maid of 16, with hair of sunshine gold and lips red as the rose. Go, and do not fail me.