So I Married an Axe Murderer

     

So I Married an Axe Murderer1993

Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Mike Myers's first feature role without his Wayne's World wig is a performance at odds with the best interests of the movie. Myers plays a single guy who always manages to find something seriously wrong with each of his girlfriends. His ne… more »


Tony Giardino:
Every time you meet a nice girl you can get close to, you always break up with them for paranoid reasons.

Charlie Mackenzie:
That's not true. I broke up with those girls for very good reasons.

Tony Giardino:
Oh really?

Charlie Mackenzie:
Yes.

Tony Giardino:
Oh really? What about Jill?

Charlie Mackenzie:
She was in the mafia.

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