Spider-Man2002

Bonesaw McGraw:
Next victim!

Ring Announcer:
[to crowd] ARE YOU READY FOR MORE?!

McGraw:
[takes microphone] Bonesaw is READY!

Man in Crowd:
Oh, yeah!

[crowd cheers]

Ring Announcer:
Will the next victim please enter the arena at this time? If he can withstand just 3 minutes in the cage with Bonesaw McGraw, the sum of $3,000 will be paid to– What's your name, kid?

Peter:
The Human Spider.

Ring Announcer:
"The Human Spider"? That's it, that's the best you got?

Peter:
Yeah.

Ring Announcer:
Oh, that sucks. The sum of $3,000 will be paid to...the terrifying, the deadly, the amazing SPIDER-MAN! [the curtains open up, revealing Peter in his homemade Spider-Man costume as the crowd jeered at him]

Peter:
My name's "The Human Spider".

Guy:
I don't care, get out there.

Peter:
No, he got my name wrong! I'm tellin' you-!

Guy:
[pushes Peter out of the door] Get out there, you moron!