Twister1996

Dusty:
So we get this one near Daleton right?

Rabbit:
Oh, god.

Dusty:
And we are way to close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin' green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.

Beltzer:
[points to Bill] And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...

Dusty:
He is naked!

Rabbit:
He is buck naked.

Beltzer:
Naked!

Bill:
NOT naked! [laughter] I was not naked!

Beltzer:
[whispering into Melissa's ear] He was without apparel.

Bill:
Half naked.

Dusty:
Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right? [laughter] And he just strolls up to the twister, says 'have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground. The twister caught it, and sucked it right up!

Bill:
Honey, this is a tissue full of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.

Dusty:
I LOVE THIS GUY!