Yogi Bear2010

Announcer:
And here is what Mayor Brown proudly has to say about protecting our natural resources!

Brown:
[Ranger Smith plugs the confession to the big screen] Do you think I care about what the law says... [Mayor Brown and his Chief of Staff make shocked faces] ...Or about some endangered "frog-mouthed turtle" or some stupid park for families to have a picnic in? [crowd and fans get angered and begin to riot] I care about power, you pinheads, and some way I am going to get it! Nobody knows this turtle exists and nobody ever will!

Chief of Staff:
[runs over to the guards] There's about to be a riot out there, I need you out front! [guards run to scene]

Brown:
[actual] No, no, no! That was not real. Trust me. There is no such thing as a frog-mouthed turtle! [Turtle frog like's tongue plunges onto the Mayor who is nervous and shocked] He's right next to me, isn't he?