The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea2000

Melody:
Hi. I'm Melody.

Dash:
This here's Tip, and I'm Dash.

Tip:
Excuse me, Mr. I-Spill-My-Guts-To-Total-Strangers. You just blew our cover!

Dash:
I was just tryin' to be friendly.

Melody:
Guys, I really have to get going, so if you could...

Dash:
Aww, see? Now she's gonna leave, and it's all your fault.

Tip:
My fault?! She's... she's... she's probably allergic to blubber!

Dash:
Oh, yeah? Well... maybe she doesn't like BIRDS THAT CAN'T FLY!!!

[Tip gasps dramatically]

Melody:
Guys...

Tip:
Well, you can't fly, either!

Dash:
And... you walk funny.

Melody:
Guys!

Tip:
Oh, YEAH?! Well... um... YOU CAN'T FLY EITHER!!!

Melody:
GUYS!! [The bickering duo finally stop] Do either of you know how to get to Atlantica? I don't have much time.

Dash:
Why do you want to go to Atlantica?

Melody:
I have to get something that was stolen from a friend. [shows them her tail] If not... I'll turn back into a...

Dash:
A what? Turn back into a what?

Melody:
A human.

Tip:
[startled gasp] I knew there was something UN-fishy about you! [turns to leave] Tough break, sister. Drop us a line. Let us know how it all turns out.

Dash:
[Stops Tip with a fore-flipper and turns him around] We'll take you!

Melody:
You will?

Tip:
We WILL?!

Dash:
She's a damsel in distess. It's our BIG chance.