Love Actually2003

Colin:
Exciting news!

Tony:
What?

Colin:
I bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks!

Tony:
No!

Colin:
Yes! To a fantastic little place called Wisconsin!

Tony:
No!

Colin:
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!

Tony:
No, Col! There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're going out with rich, attractive guys.

Colin:
Nah, Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom.

Tony:
That is total bollocks. You’ve actually gone mad.

Colin:
No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.

Tony:
No, Col. No.

Colin:
Yes!

Tony:
Nyet!

Colin:
Da!

Tony:
Nein!

Colin:
Ja, darling!