Santa Claus: The Movie1985

[Patch is telling B.Z. about the special Christmas product he intends to make]

Patch:
"If you give extra kisses, you get bigger hugs."

B.Z.:
Sorry?

Patch:
That's what Santa's wife's always saying. [chuckles awkwardly] Anyway, that's all the advertising you'll ever need.

B.Z.:
It better be. How many workers does this, uh, product require?

Patch:
Just me.

B.Z.:
What? No payroll?

Patch:
Well, my needs are small: a bowl of stew, heavy on the dill, a cold place to sleep--

B.Z.:
What will it cost?

Patch:
[confused] Cost? Cost whom?

B.Z.:
The people who...who buy the toy.

Patch:
Well, nothing; we're going to give them away free.

[B.Z's face turns beet red and he looks ready to burst]

Patch:
[intrigued] Oh! Oh, that's fantastic! How do you make your face so red so fast?

B.Z.:
FOR FREE?!?!?!

Patch:
Well, that's how we do it at the North Pole--

B.Z:
WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW WE DO IT HERE, IN A FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM!!!