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[The dogs are searching in the forest for Kevin]

Gamma:
Hang on, I-I picked up the bird's scent!

Beta:
Wait a minute, what's this? [He sniffs the ground] Chocolate, I smell chocolate!

Gamma:
I'm getting prunes and denture cream! Who are they?

Beta:
Oh, man, Master will not be pleased. We better tell him someone took the bird. Right, Alpha?

Alpha:
[In a squeaky voice] No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you too shall have much rewarding from Master for the toil factor you wage.

Beta:
[Trying his best not to laugh] Hey Alpha, I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must have bumped it.

Gamma:
'[[not trying to hide his laughter at all] YEAH! YOUR VOICE SOUNDS FUNNY!

[They both laugh]

Alpha:
Beta! Gamma!

[They both stop laughing]

Alpha:
Mayhaps you desire to - SQUIRREL!

[All of them turn their attention to a nearby tree; slight pause, Gamma whimpers]

Alpha:
Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been assigned by my strength and cunning...

Beta:
No, no, no. But maybe Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

Gamma:
Yeah. I wonder if he's found the bird on his 'very special mission'.

Alpha:
Do not mention Dug to me at this time. His fool's errand will keep him most occupied. Most occupied, indeed. Ha ha ha! Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?

Beta:
Sure, but the second Master finds out you sent Dug out by himself, none of us will get a treat.

[Beta and Gamma whine]

Alpha:
[Lunges and growls at them] You are wise, my trusted lieutenant. [presses a button on Beta's collar with his nose and barks] This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.

Dug:
[whispering] Hi, Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.

Alpha:
[growls] I KNOW! I KNOW! Have you seen the bird?!

Dug:
Yes! The bird is my prisoner!

Gamma:
Yeah, right! [screen shows Kevin]

Alpha:
Impossible! Where are you?!

Dug:
Come tomorrow, I will have the bird, and then you will like me. Oh! Gotta go!

Russel:
Hey, Dug. Who are you talking to? [screen turns off]

[The dogs start barking loudly]

Alpha:
No, wait! Wait!

Beta:
WHAT'S DUG DOING?!

Gamma:
WHY'S HE WITH THAT SMALL MAILMAN?!

Beta:
Where are they?!

[Alpha pushes a button that shows where Dug is on the map]

Alpha:
There he is! Come on! [They follow to where Dug is]