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Russell:
Tents are hard.

Carl:
Wait, aren't you super wilderness guy... with the GPMs and the badges?

Russell:
Yeah, but.... C-Can I tell you a secret?

Carl:
No.

-Russell:
Alright. Here goes. I've-never-actually-built-a-tent-before. There, I said it! Phew.

Carl:
You've been camping before haven't you?

Russell:
Well... never outside.

Carl:
Well, why don't you ask your dad to help build you a tent?

Russell:
Ah, I don't think he wants to talk about this stuff.

Carl:
Why don't you try him sometime. Maybe he'll surprise ya.

Russell:
Well, he's away a lot. I don't see him much.

Carl:
He's gotta be home sometime!

Russell:
Well, I call often... but... Phyllis told me I bug him too much.

Carl:
Phyllis? You call your own mother by her first name?

Russell:
Phyllis isn't my mom.

Carl:
Oh...