Coup de torchon1981

Lucien Cordier:
Do you know why dogs sniff each other's butts? When dogs still ruled the world, they held a convention to vote new laws. The head dog said: "I suggest that due to poor hygiene here, our a**holes we leave at the door." The dogs agreed and de-assholed. But just then, a tornado blew in and mixed all the a**holes up. Not one dog recognized his own. Ever since, they smell each other's asses. And it'll go on till the end of time.