Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Hey, start the cameras. This is "Vietnam - the Movie."
Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse.
T.H.E. Rock can be a rock.
I'll be Ann-Margret.
Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo.
I'll be General Custer.
Well, who'll be the Indians?
Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.