Little Black Book2004

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
Why don't you just relax, Barbara?

Stacy:
Okay.

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
I'm just going to put your feet in these stirrups.

Stacy:
Stirrups?

Stacy:
A gynecologist? Not a podiatrist? 10-to-1 those aren't for the opera!

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
And we'll have a little look-see.

Stacy:
Look-see? Where?

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
Oops! Someone left their panties on!

Stacy:
Oops!

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
There we go. Good. Comfy?

Stacy:
Well, let's see: I'm spread-eagle in front of my boyfriend's ex who's about to go searching for warts.

Stacy:
Super, thanks.

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
Barbara, you know what they say, right? You can never be too rich, too thin or too far down on the table, so let's scooch ya!

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
I'm going to insert the speculum, now.

Stacy:
Oh, good. Narration.

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
You may feel a bit of pressure.

Stacy:
OW!

Dr. Rachel Keyes:
Oh, would you take a look at that cervix, Nurse Kisilevsky. Textbook. I'm not the first person who's told you that, I'm sure.

Stacy:
Can't hear it enough!