Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. So it's a pleasant surprise to d…more »
What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie?
Then you hold it before I kick your ass back to Mayberry.