Memento2000

Burt Hadley:
Oh sh*t. This is the wrong room. You're in 304 now. I'm sorry. I f***ed up.

Leonard Shelby:
This is not my room?

Burt Hadley:
No, come on, let's go.

Leonard Shelby:
Why is this my handwriting?

Burt Hadley:
...This was your room, but now you're in 304.

Leonard Shelby:
When was I in here?

Burt Hadley:
Last week. But then I rented you another room on top of it.

Leonard Shelby:
Why?

Burt Hadley:
Business is slow. I mean, I told my boss about the - your condition and stuff, and he said try and rent him another room.

Leonard Shelby:
So how many rooms am I checked into in this sh*t-hole?

Burt Hadley:
Just two, so far.

Leonard Shelby:
Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off.

Burt Hadley:
Well, you're not gonna remember anyway.

Leonard Shelby:
You don't have to be *that* honest, Burt.

Burt Hadley:
Leonard, always get a receipt.

Leonard Shelby:
That's good advice. I'll have to write that down.