Bad Santa

Bad Santa2003

Stars: Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly, Lauren Graham
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Rating: R
Runtime: 91 minutes

Instantly qualifying as a perennial cult favorite, Bad Santa is as nasty as it wants to be, and there's something to be said for comedy without compromise. The Coen brothers conceived the basic idea and served as executive producers, but it's direct… more »



Gin:
We split the dough right down the middle. Any merchendise you take, I get to look at and cherry pick.

Marcus:
No. Money is one thing but you ain't getting the sh...

Gin:
This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff! I tell YOU how it's gonna be. This is pricks fix!

Willie:
Pricks fix?

Marcus:
Ah, he's a f***ing moron.

Willie:
Oh really? Is that how you got the upper hand?

Marcus:
F*** you.

Willie:
Negotiating?

Marcus:
You don't like it? Next year, f*** off. I can always get another box jockey.

Willie:
Yeah and I can get another midget too.

Marcus:
Yeah? Where? You see us hanging off of f***ing trees like f***ing crab apples?

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