Absolutely Fabulous1992

[Saffron is living "on campus" and Eddy tells her she wants her to move back home]

Saffie:
Mum, what is the problem? I have my life and you have yours. This is what you wanted.

Eddie:
I feel orphaned, you know.

Saffie:
What is the matter? Has the deal fallen through?

Eddie:
No the deal. Not the deal. Not that. It's just...

Saffie:
What?

Eddie:
Well, darling, you have just sort of abandoned me in this sort of wilderness of potential greatness and fabulousness, haven't you? All my walls have gone "flop", "flop"... I'm just like this kind of prisoner that's released... RELEASED PRISONER, darling, that is walking out into the squinting sun. I mean, you've cast me adrift with no oars.

Saffie:
You have oars.

Eddie:
I haven't.

Saffie:
You have. You're just too lazy and fat to use them.