Absolutely Fabulous1992

Saffie:
Major motion pictures are made, huge concerts are put on in stadiums. I mean, for God's sake, five hundred thousand troops were mobilized in the Gulf, and a war fought and won in less time, and without everyone included having a nervous breakdown and being sent flowers. It cannot be that difficult.

Eddie:
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Darling, every troop didn't have to contain Yasmine Le Bon. The generals didn't require big hugs after every maneuver, and the whole operation did not have to be co-ordinated to rap and Japanese avant-garde pipe music because, you know, darling, I think if it HAD, the outcome might have been rather different, don't you? Hmm?... Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and get dressed.