Absolutely Fabulous1992

Saffron:
So, what does a fashion director do?

Edina:
Oh, darling! She get's a fifty per cent discount at Harvey Nicks.

Patsy:
It's not only that. There is work involved. You know, skill.

Edina:
Yeah, of course there is.

Patsy:
I... I decide what goes in the magazine.

Edina:
Yeah.

Patsy:
You know, one snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high, that the world is your gynaecologist.

Edina:
Exactly. You get lots of free champagne, don't you?

Patsy:
Yeah. I direct...

Edina:
The fashion. Yeah. You get lots of little free goodies, little things, you get.

Saffron:
You two have never had to pay for anything! Have you?

Edina:
I paid for you, darling.

Patsy:
A hundred times over!