Adventures in Wonderland1992

March Hare:
How could I have been so conceited!

Alice:
Don't feel bad. You just got carried away.

Mad Hatter:
You are still the smartest hare in my book.

March Hare:
Really?

Mad Hatter:
Sure.

[Opens up his own dictionary]

Mad Hatter:
See, under S for smart. That's your picture.

March Hare:
Well, it sure wasn't very smart of me to think I didn't need my books.

Red Queen:
That's the smartest thing you've said lately, Hare. So smart in fact, I have a question for you.

March Hare:
Sorry, I'm out of the question answering business.

Red Queen:
I don't care. My question is, do you want your Smarty-Pants Medal back?

March Hare:
No way! I don't deserve it! I'm just a know-nothing!

White Rabbit:
No, you're not a know-nothing. You're just a not-know-everything.

Red Queen:
Listen to the Rabbit. He knows these things.

March Hare:
Okay, so if I'm not a know-nothing, I'm at least a know-very-little.

Mad Hatter:
No way are you a know-very-little!

Alice:
You're at least a know-a-lot!

White Rabbit:
Yes, and a know-a-lot still deserves a Smarty-Pants Medal.