Black Dynamite2011

Foxxy Mama:
Welcome to Massa's Fried Chicken. How may I take your order?

Black Dynamite:
Now why don't you tell Black Dynamite what that secret formula is?

Foxxy Mama:
You know I can't tell you that, daddy. Mr. Massa will fire me.

[Black Dynamite raises his eyebrow. The next scene shows Foxxy Mama riding Black Dynamite cowgirl style]

Foxxy Mama:
Oooh! Salt, white pepper, black pepper, parsley, rosemary, thyme, savory sage, garlic powder...

Black Dynamite:
Yeah mama. Just one more. Gimme that 11 herbs and spices, baby. Come on.

Foxxy Mama:
I feel like my whole world is shaking!

[the room vibrates and the bedroom mirror shatters]

Black Dynamite:
Wait a minute, mama! [Pushes Foxxy out of bed] That ain't me shakin' your world this time! [Grabs gun] Dammit, I was one spice away! [Looks out the window] Who is this interrupting my seduction?

[Black Dynamite sees a helicopter and jumps out toward it, kicking the pilot out]