Bleach2004

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Eh-eah.

[wipes away blood]

Ikkaku Madarame:
I don't get it.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Hm?...

Ikkaku Madarame:
Sure there's some distance between us, but only a novice unfamiliar with fighting would allow a hand to leave his sword during a match!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Why don't you just shut your trap! Alright? I got blood in my eyes! So I just stopped to wipe it away!

Ikkaku Madarame:
Even shallow wounds above the eye bleed profusely.

[removes a cap on the end of his hilt]

Ichigo Kurosaki:
[puzzled] Mm!

Ikkaku Madarame:
[dabbing his fingers in an ointment inside his hilt] Therefore you must stop the bleeding...

[spreading the ointment over his cut]

Ikkaku Madarame:
you can't just wipe it away.

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Hey! That's not fair! You have a special ointment to stop your bleeding!

Ikkaku Madarame:
It is too fair. It's called being prepared, you idiot! Instead of complaining, you should be applauding my professionalism!

Ichigo Kurosaki:
Eh-eah...