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Rukia Kuchiki:
[seeing Claude in his 'stuffed animal' body] He's so-so cute.

[Claude makes puzzled noise; suddenly Rukia grabs & hugs him]

Rukia Kuchiki:
[voice higher pitched] Ooh I just love him! [rubbing her cheek on his head] He looks just like my Chappy!

Kon:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What's the big idea? I thought I was the one you loved the best! How can love be so cruel?

[Rukia keeps cuddling Claude]

Orihime Inoue:
[sounding apologetic] You mean alot to me Rukia; but as much as I'd like to, I can't give you 'Claude'. [gasps; face suddenly looks serious] We both want the same man; it's a love triangle!

Kon:
[jumping up & down] I wanna be in the love triangle, *too*! Here I was sure *I* was the fluffy, comforting character, when suddenly disaster strikes! I've been tossed out like an old shoe! Kicked to the curb! Sent to sleep with the fishes! NOOOOOO!

[keeps crying as he roles around on the ground]