Boston Legal2004

Judge Harvey Cooper:
You can stop trying to get yourself off the case, counsel. That isn't going to happen.

Denny Crane:
Look, Judge, I can't defend a man who raped and murdered a 13-year-old girl.

Judge Harvey Cooper:
Somebody's got to do it.

Denny Crane:
Why me?

Judge Harvey Cooper:
Because I said so.

Denny Crane:
[sighs] Which brings me to my second issue.

Judge Harvey Cooper:
Which is?

Denny Crane:
You're a douchebag. I don't do well with douchebags.

Judge Harvey Cooper:
[grins] That won't work, either. You will try this case.