Boy Meets World1993

Amy Matthews:
Honey, I'm scared for you. You have got to get out of this house.

Eric:
To do what? I mean Mom let's say I do find one of these so called "jobs". I mean, with nothing better than a high school diploma the best I can ask for is minimum wage and what they take out for taxes? I honestly think I could do better solving crimes. When a crime breaks out...

Amy Matthews:
Stop it. Sweetheart, you cannot just mope around the house. Why don't you go out on a date? You used to date all the time.

Eric:
I know but all the girls I used to date have gone off to college.

Amy Matthews:
Oh, I'm sure there is plenty of nice girls right here in town.

Eric:
Townies? You want me to date a townie? Oh, that is great Mom I can see them right now. Sitting on their couch in their ratty bathrobe, watching daytime TV and eating Bonbons!

[Amy stares at Eric]

Eric:
These are Cocoa Puffs and I'm a detective!