Case Histories2011

Jackson Brodie:
[Reggie saved Brodie's life, & likened it to Kevin Costner saving Morgan Freeman's life in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". Brodie opens his front door to find... ] Morgan Freeman.

Reggie:
No. You're Morgan Freeman. I'm Kevin Costner.

Jackson Brodie:
How did you get my address, Mr Costner?

Reggie:
I found this postcard [as she pulls it out] in your old clothes, when I was throwin' 'em away. What's Marlee doin' in New Zealand? Is she on holiday?

Jackson Brodie:
Mind your own bloody business. Didn't happen to see my wallet while you were goin' through my pockets did ya? or my phone?

Reggie:
I told you in the hospital: I'm not a thief. I'm a nanny. Well, I was at school, but I'm still studyin'. I want to go to University. But I'm a nanny now, as a sort of temporary, narrow definition. Dr Hunter doesn't even really like the word.

Jackson Brodie:
Don't feel you're responsible for me

Reggie:
I'm not. You're responsible for me. I'm Kevin Costner.

Jackson Brodie:
[gives up & let's Reggie in] Is that the only film you've seen?

Reggie:
I'm more of a reader. I read very widely.