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Chappelle's Show is an American sketch comedy television series created by comedians Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan, with Chappelle hosting the show and starring in the majority of its sketches. Chappelle, Brennan, and Michele Armour were the show'… more »


[Tron having dinner with police after turning self in]

Police Commisioner:
Now, you are a cocaine dealer, but you've done a lot of good for the community.

Tron:
I know. When it's Thanksgiving, I be passin' around turkeys like Nino Brown, baby!

Police Commisioner:
Of course!

Tron:
[dignified] But may I ask you gentleman, when I'm acquitted, can I continue to channel rocks throughout my community?

Police Commisioner:
[holding up tape recorder, non-sincerely] Ab-sol-ute-ly not!

Police Commisioner:
[winks]

Tron:
[sarcastically] Oh, yeah, sellin' rocks would be bad.

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