Coupling2000

Patrick Maitland:
Ok. Julia's pants. Really small?

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock:
Yeah, tiny. Really tiny.

Steve Taylor:
Somewhere between wispy and a trick of the light?

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock:
You could accidentally swallow three whole pairs in one go. Trust me.

Patrick Maitland:
Great, aren't they?

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock:
Yeah, they're not like real pants, they're like the ghost of pants.

Patrick Maitland:
Jeff?

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock:
Yeah?

Patrick Maitland:
They spread.

Jeffrey 'Jeff' Murdock:
What?

Patrick Maitland:
Pants, they spread and grow.

Steve Taylor:
Experts can determine the age of a relationship from pants spreadage alone.

Patrick Maitland:
You start off with a sexy little thong...

Steve Taylor:
And one day you're looking at the makings of a decent size trampoline.