Dempsey and Makepeace1985

Barman:
[Dempsey and Makepeace are caught sneaking around in a pub's cellar] Hey, you two!

Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace:
Do you mean us?

Barman:
Come on.

Det. Sgt. Harry Makepeace:
Eh, sorry, we've seemed to have lost our way.

Lt. James Dempsey:
It's my fault, I was looking for the little boy's room.

Barman:
Yeah? And what about her?

Lt. James Dempsey:
Oh, that's my mother. She takes me everywhere.