Dharma & Greg1997

Dharma:
Whatcha doin'?

Greg:
Reading all your books on spiritual enlightenment.

Dharma:
Really?

Greg:
This stuff is incredible! Do you realize these guys spent most of their lives figuring out who they are and what their true purpose was?

Dharma:
Yeah, it's pretty amazing isn't it?

Greg:
Unbelievable! I mean, if you buckle down, it shouldn't take more than a month!

Dharma:
Did you really read all these books?

Greg:
I skimmed - I got the gist! Walden: Simplify. Tibetan Book of the Dead: We're all going to die. Be Here Now: Well, - du-uh! And next I'm going to read the Bible.

Dharma:
Oh... Well, - let me save you some trouble: First half: don't mess with God; second half: Be nice to people.

Greg:
[grateful] Thank you. That's a couple of days right there.

Dharma:
I think I need some coffee.