Double the Fist2004

The Womp:
Welcome to "Fistory", a celebration of our extreme past. In 1912, the Titanic was the most sea-worthy vessel that modern technology could build. It was so unsinkable that one book-maker offered 1,000,000-1 odds against it against it going down. And then it did. Just minutes after it left the dock, the Titanic was struck by lightning! ...It was hit by an iceberg, killing 1500 passengers, and a book-maker. Iceberg, I think you get the "Full Fist", for your power that remained unrivalled until 1974, when a ham sandwich came out of nowhere to take on Mama Cass!