Batman:
Commissioner Gordon?

Dr. Chase Meridian:
He's at home. I sent the signal.

Batman:
What's wrong?

Dr. Chase Meridian:
Last night, at the bank, I noticed something about Two-Face. His coin. It's his Achilles' heel. It can be exploited.

Batman:
I know. You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.

Dr. Chase Meridian:
Well I wish I could say that my interest in you was... purely professional.

Batman:
You trying to get under my cape, doctor?

Dr. Chase Meridian:
A girl can't live by psychoses alone.

Batman:
It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.

Dr. Chase Meridian:
What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles, leather jackets. Now, *oh*, black rubber.

Batman:
Try firemen, less to take off.

Dr. Chase Meridian:
I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask.

Batman:
We all wear masks.

Dr. Chase Meridian:
My life's an open book. You read?

Batman:
I don't blend in at a family picnic.

Dr. Chase Meridian:
Oh, we could give it a try. I'll bring the wine, you bring your scarred psyche.

Batman:
Direct aren't you?

Dr. Chase Meridian:
You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?

Batman:
I haven't had that much luck with women.

Dr. Chase Meridian:
Maybe you just haven't met the right woman.