Emmerdale Farm1972

Eric:
I hear that homicidal maniac Billy Hopwood's been taken into custody.

Kathy:
Poor Andy. Must've been dreadful for him.

Eric:
Poor Andy? Hahaha. Poor Vic, he's the one that's dead.

Chris:
I think we appreciate that. It is why we're here, after all.

Eric:
Ah, but do you appreciate that it was that little thug Andy that was hiding his father all along?

Kathy:
Look, Andy's a good kid. Billy Hopwood must've forced him.

Eric:
Yeah. I blame it on those Sugdens. Letting those boys run riot [Ned grabs Eric by the collar]

Ned:
If I hear anymore of this poisonous drivel, we'll be going to *your* funeral! All right?

Kim:
[to Eric] Somehow I don't think you'd get such a big turnout, do you?