Everybody Hates Chris2005

Chris Rock:
This is perfect. Mercury's closest to the sun, Venus is second, Earth is third, and we have four moons around Mercury. It's perfectly to scale.

Greg Wuliger:
Quit lying to yourself.

Chris Rock:
What's that supposed to mean?

Greg Wuliger:
If Earth was actually this close to the sun, we'd all be dead.

Chris Rock:
Greg, it's a science project. It looks great.

Greg Wuliger:
We gotta do it over.

Chris Rock:
Do it over? Do the whole universe over? Are you crazy? It's looks great the way it is.

Greg Wuliger:
This isn't great. It sucks.

Chris Rock:
Look at this kid. His project is a bug in Jello. We're fine.

Greg Wuliger:
I knew you didn't take science as seriously as I do.

Chris Rock:
Einstein didn't take science as serious as you do.

Greg Wuliger:
I knew I should've gotten another partner. I can't turn this in. People will think I'm an idiot.

Chris Rock:
What are you trying to say?

Greg Wuliger:
I said it once and I'll say it again, this sucks.

Chris Rock:
You know, if you want to do something else, well, then do something else.

Greg Wuliger:
I'm not gonna let you screw the whole thing up.

Chris Rock:
You know, there's a reason why you didn't have a friend before I came along.

Greg Wuliger:
There's a reason you don't have a friend now.

Himself - Narrator:
This must be like Andrew Ridgeley leaving Wham.