Family Matters1989

[Steve thinks Rachel is in love with him, but she is really in love with another man named Steve]

Rachel Crawford:
Oh, hi Steve.

[Steve jumps]

Rachel Crawford:
How are you?

Steve Urkel:
Mm-fine!

Rachel Crawford:
Uh, Steve, would you mind coming over to the restaurant on Sunday at about 7:30?

Steve Urkel:
A-wha-ha-wha-wha-wha-wah?

Rachel Crawford:
Well, I'm planning dinner for a very, very special friend.

Steve Urkel:
Oh, I see. Oh, I see. I-I-I see.

Rachel Crawford:
Steve, are you sure you're okay? [Goes to feel his head]

Steve Urkel:
[Runs across the couch to get away] Fine, fine, fine!

Rachel Crawford:
Good. Look, Steve. I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. Can you help me out?

Steve Urkel:
Do I have to?

Rachel Crawford:
Well, Steve, I am your boss. But, I'd be willing to pay you.

Steve Urkel:
[Takes it the wrong way] Gee... I wouldn't know what to charge.

Rachel Crawford:
How 'bout double the usual?

Steve Urkel:
The usual? Well... oh-okay.

Rachel Crawford:
Thanks Steve. You know what? You are such a sweetheart. Come here. [Pulls him into a hug]

[He faints]

Rachel Crawford:
Steve? Steve, what happened?

Steve Urkel:
Oh, nothing. Just blacked out for a second there!