Full House1987

Jesse Katsopolis:
Steve... Steve, Steve-o. I can't help but notice that you walk like you still have the hanger in your shirt.

Steve Urkel:
Oh, well, thank you.

Jesse Katsopolis:
You're welcome. Steve, I'd like to help you because, uh, quite frankly, you need help. See, when you're walking, you gotta kinda be loose, man, like let it be cool. [starts to slowly bounce]

[Steve starts to bounce slowly]

Jesse Katsopolis:
That's it. Loosen up, be very fluid. Be very fluid-y. That's it! Now... once you get it going, you shift the weight and you go. [starts walking] And it's a strut, and it's cool, and it's a strut, and it's cool. See? Like that?

Steve Urkel:
Very inspiring. [tries to walk, but instead of a strut, he walks sidways on his toes bouncing highly]

Jesse Katsopolis:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, uh, that's close.

Steve Urkel:
Really? Well, oh. Well, that was a walk on the wild side. But, you should ty it with your elbows out. It's much better for circulation.

Jesse Katsopolis:
Oh, really? Like this? [sticks elbows out]

Steve Urkel:
Yeah. [Jesse starts to walk] You're doing fine.

Jesse Katsopolis:
You, know? I do feel the blood flowing better.

Steve Urkel:
Yeah.

Jesse Katsopolis:
It's very - WHAT AM I DOING?

Steve Urkel:
Well, here's another fun way to kill time. Let's share a life story. I'll go first. I was born on a cold night in Chicago, 1976, the year of America's bicenntinal. My mom was in a great deal of pain and I was charging through! And...

Jesse Katsopolis:
Uh, I think I hear the girls in the kitchen. Why, don't you just go and... yeah. Right in the kitchen area.