Gilligan's Island1964

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
[All the castaways are present, seated or standing around the communal table with the radio on it. They are all ad-libbing as the Skipper hears the radio] Wait a minute! Quiet! The announcement, quiet! Quiet!

Thurston Howell III:
[Radio Announcer] And now they are activating the robot's receptor spools to see if they can find out how it got to Hawaii. The next voice you hear will be that of the robot.

Mrs. Lovey Howell:
[mechanically] I have been on a deserted island. The putt breaks to the right.

Ginger Grant:
Well, it was a lucky shot!

Mrs. Lovey Howell:
[mechanically] Sweep back and forth, back and forth. I was stranded. This is the way we wash our clothes.

Thurston Howell III:
[Radio Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, the scientists from the laboratory are checking to see exactly what went wrong. Perhaps now we can learn the reason the recorded messages are all scrambled... A WHAT?... Ladies and gentlemen, believe it or not, a RABBIT'S FOOT was just found in the robot!

[Everyone is now looking directly at Gilligan who is shying away from their stares]

Thurston Howell III:
It demagnetized the entire receptor spools. There is now no chance of finding out where the robot has been, who reprogrammed it, or how it got to Hawaii. For that matter, how the rabbit's foot got in there in the first place!

[Everyone is now extremely upset with Gilligan and gives him even more intense dirty looks]

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby, Thurston Howell III, Mrs. Lovey Howell, Ginger Grant, Professor Roy Hinkley, Mary Ann Summers:
GILLIGAN... !

Gilligan:
I just thought it'd bring us some luck, ya know? [Others are about to grab Gilligan for a good pounding when the scene fades out]