Gilligan's Island1964

[dream sequence, arriving at a vampire's castle]

Professor Roy Hinkley:
[as "Sherlock"] I am inspector Sherlock and this is my associate, Colonel Watney.

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
[as "Watney"] How do you do?

Professor Roy Hinkley:
Have you been expecting us?

Mary Ann Summers:
[as the castle caretaker] Expecting you? Five years ago I wrote you to come investigate the strange happenings in this house. FIVE YEARS! What took you so long?

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
W-w-well the fact is... uh... we had trouble getting a Hansom Cab!

Professor Roy Hinkley:
Eh... precisely! We had to WALK!

Mary Ann Summers:
You walked? All the way from England?

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
Yes, and of course, crossing the channel was devilishly slow. You see it was take one step, and come up for air, and then take another step, and come up for air...

Mary Ann Summers:
Never mind!