Gilligan's Island1964

Professor Roy Hinkley:
[Gilligan & The Professor are digging a hole to bury the statue of Kona] There. That should be deep enough.

Gilligan:
Make it a little deeper, Professor. I want to put him down so deep he'll get the bends.

Professor Roy Hinkley:
Gilligan, that statue is not getting out of this hole.

Gilligan:
Please make it a little deeper. [the professor digs for a bit more, then puts the statue in the hole]

Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby:
[the Skipper comes along and falls into the hole. He sees what's in the hole with him, jumps out and runs away] Aaah! Kona!

Gilligan:
Hey Skipper! Watch out for that [sharp cracking sound] tree.