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Finn Hudson:
Okay, Rachel, since this is your first time at this, I'm gonna break it down for you. Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A: Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk.

Santana Lopez:
[Weeping at Sam] You like her more than me. She's blonde and awesome and so smart. Admit, just admit it! No, kiss me!

Finn Hudson:
Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the angry girl drunks.

Quinn Fabray:
[Yelling at Puck] I can't believe what you did to my body! I use to have abs!

Lauren Zizes:
Who told you that hairstyle is cool? Geronimo?

Finn Hudson:
Brittany, also known as the girl who turns into a stripper drunk. Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks and then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now, you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey, it's not cool.