Glee2009

Kurt Hummel:
Hey! I am talking to you!

Dave Karofsky:
Girls' locker room is next door.

Kurt Hummel:
What is your problem?

Dave Karofsky:
Excuse me?

Kurt Hummel:
What are you so scared of?

Dave Karofsky:
Besides you sneaking in here to peek at my junk?

Kurt Hummel:
Oh, yeah, every straight guy's nightmare that all of us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you. Well, guess what, ham hock? You're not my type!

Dave Karofsky:
That right?

Kurt Hummel:
Yeah, I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are going to be bald by the time they're thirty.

Dave Karofsky:
Do not push me, Hummel.

Kurt Hummel:
You going to hit me? Do it.

Dave Karofsky:
Don't push me!

Kurt Hummel:
Hit me, 'cause it's not going to change who I am. You can't punch the gay out of me anymore than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!

Dave Karofsky:
I said get out of my face!

Kurt Hummel:
You are nothing but a scared little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!

[Karofsky kisses Kurt]