Glee2009

Will Schuester:
Artie, you okay?

Artie Abrams:
My life is over. How am I supposed to support a baby? How could you not tell me about this?

Will Schuester:
Wait. Brittany, are you pregnant?

Brittany Pierce:
Definitely. I am so sorry, Artie. I didnt't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when it dropped him off. I'm pretty sure it's a boy.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:
Umm. Babies don't get dropped off.

Will Schuester:
Wait. Brittany have you been to a doctor yet? That's the only way to be sure.

Brittany Pierce:
I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from.