Glee2009

Cooter Menkens:
I wanna take you out on a date. A real, honest to God sit down date. Where you dress up like a lady and I dress up like a gentleman. Yes or no?

Shannon Beiste:
Why are you doing this, Cooter? Somebody put you up to this?

Cooter Menkens:
Jeez. Why don't you get that I'm attracted to you?

Shannon Beiste:
Because you're the kind of man that can have any pretty girl he pointed at and I don't look the way pretty girls look.

Cooter Menkens:
Well, good, 'cause I don't date girls, I just date women, beautiful women, like you.