Goodnight Sweetheart1993

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Yvonne:
Knackered! How can you be knackered? You just had two days taking it easy at a trade fair.

Gary:
They only call them fairs, you know; there's no dodge-ems or candy floss. Delegates don't get sent home with a confused goldfish in a little plastic bag.

Yvonne:
Ooh, you've come back in a right snarky mood.

Gary:
Have not, it's you. Gone all aggressive again since you started working for those Koreans.

Yvonne:
Well, what's wrong with working for Koreans all of a sudden?

Gary:
[pause] They eat dogs.

Yvonne:
No, they don't!

Gary:
Yes, they do; Ron told me.

Yvonne:
Well, excuse me, but in the two weeks I've been working there I've not seen one single dog eaten. Not even nibbled.

Gary:
Yeah, well, I'm sure they're very discreet about it. You check out the girl who gets their sandwiches. Whilst everyone else is queueing up down the caff, they send her out for a slice of whatever's going at the poodle parlour.