Goodnight Sweetheart1993

[last lines]

Gary:
So, how was your day?

Ron:
Oh, fine.

Gary:
Hey, did your surrogate turn up?

Ron:
Not exactly.

Gary:
Huh. Hard luck.

Ron:
Not exactly. Well, Yvonne's mum swept in here like Desert Storm, claiming to know all about me even though I'd never met the woman before in my life, so when she headed off to the bedroom there was quite understandably what you might call a slight case of crossed wires.

Gary:
Ron, you didn't think that...

Ron:
It was an easy mistake! You'd never believe she was fifty-one, would you? You can hardly see the liposuction scars.

Gary:
Ron, you didn't! Not with Yvonne's mu...

Ron:
Gentlemen may kiss but never tell. I tell you what, though, young Gary, you'd better start treating me with some respect, because if I play my cards right I could be your father-in-law.