Goodnight Sweetheart1993

Gary:
Were you drunk when you laid out this catalogue?

Ron:
Gary, I cannot deny that from time to time strong drink does pass the lips of Ron Wheatcroft the man, but Ron Wheatcroft the printer is made of sterner stuff. When carrying the baton passed down through inky-fingered generations by the noble Caxton, alcohol is a stranger to me. I print, therefore I am.

Gary:
Well, I've got a gasp gasp, a ration crook, and a rap warden's pelmet.

Ron:
I was drunk. I shall be drunk again. I'm sad, I'm confused, and I'm tense. Being drunk helps me to relax. Well, it helps me fall over.