Goodnight Sweetheart1993

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Ron:
Well, well, well, my one length swimming certificate. Hey, Gary, in 1972 I swam twenty-five yards. Never done it since, mind. Well, there's no need, is there? How many certificates do I want? So, you're leaving me too. Very poignant. First my wife ejects me from the marital home so she can more freely strump another; I move in here; your wife goes to Korea, and now you're off too. A more sensitive person might be getting quite depressed about now.

Gary:
This trip isn't my idea, I can assure you. Phoebe wants me to meet her grandmother, and as she's the only one left on her mother's side I could hardly say no.

Ron:
So now it's off to Liverpool on the train.

Gary:
Yeah, but not now. In 1942. It was cheaper back then and, interestingly enough, just as quick.