Green Screen Show2004

[after "Moving People," where audience member Tony has moved Greg way too much]

Drew Carey:
Anybody have any questions while we're stopped for a while?

Greg Proops:
Yeah, yeah. Is that guy on a work furlough program? 'Cause he seems not to have had human contact in quite some time. Hey, could that guy come out and beat the sh*t out of me for a while longer? That was great.

Jeff Bryan Davis:
Kids, those are show business terms.

Greg Proops:
Oh, are there children here? Terrific.

Drew Carey:
Yeah, right in the center.

Greg Proops:
Have you seen a grown man fondle another grown man that much? I love the feeling of a man's hands all over my body. I don't when I've ever felt that manipulated. Now you know how Pinocchio felt. That was no Pleasure Island, my friend. Have you ever had your floating rib manipulated up and down? Reminds me of how I got on the show, Drew!