Hot in Cleveland2010

Melanie Moretti:
Anyway, I want to look a little slutty. Tonight's the big night with Alec. And it has to be perfect. *I* have to be perfect. So I spent all day getting prepped, and tweezed, and waxed. My whole body's as smooth as a porpoise. [Emmet has entered] Oh, hi. Emmet. I didn't know you were here.

Emmet:
No need for embarrassment. Go on, you were saying: you're as smooth as a porpoise.

Melanie Moretti:
Men like that, right?

Emmet:
Well, it all depends. Sometimes you like the tightly mown lawn of an English country garden, and sometimes you like the steamy jungle of the Amazon rain forest.

Melanie Moretti:
Oh no! What if Alec's an Amazon guy, and I destroyed the rain forest?

Emmet:
Men are not nearly as judgmental as you think. We care more about response, and enthusiasm. If you like the show, let us know.

Elka Ostrovsky:
Especially if you want an encore.